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Funny Dictionary / Humorous Definitions : Letter C



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Cad: A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's sterile until she's pregnant 

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people 

Cardiac: Someone crazy about old cars 

Carditis: Addicted to poker 

Carpal: People who drive to work together 

Cauterize: Made wye contact with her 

CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills an charisma of a plastic action figure. 

Chicken: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

Chip Jewelry: A euphemism for old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decorative ornaments. "I paid three grand for that Mac SE, and now it's nothing but chip jewelry." 

Chips: The fattening, non-nutritional food computers users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals. 

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own 

Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!" 

Cystogram: A telegram to your sister 



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