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Your future - Funny Pranks

Follow the instructions below carefully and the Oracle will predict your future with uncanny accuracy. You may find yourself skeptical at first, but the Interactive Oracle is NEVER mistaken. Give it a try, but be careful what you ask for...

You will win the lottery. You will fall in love with someone from your past. You're going to make a wonderful discovery.

1. Place your pointer over any one of the blue squares.

2. Now, move your pointer up or down to the nearest white square.

3. Next, move your pointer left or right to the nearest blue square.

4. Carefully, move your pointer diagonally to the nearest white space.

5. Finally, move your pointer up or down to the nearest blue square.

This is your future! Don't believe it? Try it again!

Your greatest passion will bring you great rewards. Very soon your prayers will be answered. You will receive great news about your health.
You will get a hefty raise at work. A distant relative will leave you an inheritance. You will come across a long lost valuable.
Expect an extraordinary windfall. You will die alone and wallowing in your own feces. A closely held secret will be revealed to you.

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