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Joke: Wher's My Husbands Clock?

[Cat.: Political ] [Clasif.:b] [ Calif.: 3.7]

One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks "Can I get into heaven now?"

He says "Soon, I have some things to take care of."

So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary asked "St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?"

St Peter replies "Each clock represents a man. Every time a man commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes.

Hillary asks "Where's my husbands clock?" St. Peter replies "Oh, it's in God's office, he uses it for a fan."

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