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Joke: Some Jokes from Barack Obama Himself


[Cat.: Political ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.1]

"That's what he talked about yesterday, 'I want to drill here. I want to drill now.' I don't know where he was standing. I think he was in a building somewhere." - Obama on John McCain's energy plan.

"I would have to...investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he was in fact a brother." - Obama on whether Bill Clinton was our first black president.

"I don't want to be invited to the family hunting party." - Obama responding to revelations that he and Dick Cheney are eighth cousins.

"But I have to say tonight's venue isn't really what I'm used to. I was originally told we'd be able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium, and can somebody tell me what happened to the Greek columns that I requested?" - Obama at the Al Smith Dinner.


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