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Scenario: International Summit in Paris.
Those attending: Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President)
The waiter asked, " Le apperitive?"
All of them answered, "Oui!"
The waiter looked at Zedillo, "Le tequila?"
The waiter looked at Yeltsin, "Le vodka?"
Finally, the waiter looked at Clinton, "Le whisky?"
Clinton: "Don't you dare mention that bitch!"
- Contribution of: Melissa - us