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Joke: You shouldn't be doing that

[Cat.: Sex ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.7]

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you
shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving
that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply
said "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young
man, in his early twenties came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago
you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget
the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"

"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I
should be saving it for when I get married", said the young

"That sounds like something I probably would have said" said
the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."

"What's that, my son?"

"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my
pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I
supposed to do with it?"

(3.7 stars, 370 votes)

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