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Joke: Johnny and His Mom


[Cat.: Kids ] [Clasif.:c] [ Calif.: 3.7]

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."

Johnny went to school the next day smiling, insisting that all his friends refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."

"Why?" one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

- Contribution of: Jonathan Smith - us



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