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Joke: When I Die

[Cat.: Relationships ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.7]

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter.

- Contribution of: Rich McEwan - us

(3.7 stars, 164 votes)

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