Home Fun Pages Funny eCards Games Tests Magic Astrology
  



The Jokes
  Random Joke
  New Jokes
  All-time best
  Short Jokes
  Dictionary
Jokes Finder
Rating:

Ordered by:

Category:
Search by key words:



Follow us on Twitter

Joke: Up Penny Lane


[Cat.: Education ] [Clasif.:b] [ Calif.: 3.6]

One day, a teacher in a high school class was administering a test, and she noticed that four pupils were missing.

The first one came in.

"Why are you so late?" the teacher said to him.

"Sorry, miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."

She told him to go sit down.

Then the second pupil came in.

"Why are you so late?" she said to him.

"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."

She told him to go sit down.

Then the third one came in.

"Why are you so late?" she said to him.

"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."

She told him to go sit down.

Finally, the fourth pupil, a girl, came in.

"I suppose you've been up Penny Lane, too, then?"

"No, miss," she said to the teacher. "I am Penny Lane"


(3.6 stars, 324 votes)
 

Random Joke
    Related Content:
More Education Jokes
SHORT JOKES: Education
More jokes rated b (medium)
 
 
 
     

Home  Fun Pages  Funny Cards  Tests  Magic  Warp It  Astrology  Privacy  Contact

2000-2014 The-Jokes.com - All rights reserved