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Joke: The fortune teller!!

[Cat.: Jew / Jewish ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.7]

Adolf Hitler went to see a fortune teller.

Hitler asked "What day will i die on?"

The fortune teller answered that he will die on a jewish holiday.

Hitler asked the fortune teller "How do you know that?"

The fortune teller answered "Sir, whatever day you'll die on WILL be a jewiswh holiday!"

- Contribution of: Hester - uk

(3.7 stars, 199 votes)

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