A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service. During the interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy said "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy responded, "Well, I stepped on a landmine over there and blew my testicles off."
"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled vets preference. You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn’t everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.
"Yes, but you don’t have to come in until 10. All we do is just stand around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway."