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Joke: No milk for you!


[Cat.: Kids ] [Clasif.:b] [ Calif.: 3.6]

Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one morning.

The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny's way. In a temper tantrum he started running after them and kicking them. His mother caught him kicking the chickens, and said, "That's it! No eggs for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny was playing in the pasture, and soon started chasing the cattle and kicking them with his feet. His mother again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, "No milk for you for one month!"

Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner in the kitchen when his father came in from the barn. As he closed the door the barnyard cat slipped into the kitchen. Johnny's father gave the cat a kick back outside.

Little Johnny looked at his mother and said "Are you going to tell him, Mommy, or do you want me to?"


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