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Joke: If You Love Something


[Cat.: Miscelaneous ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.2]

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
states that...

THE BILL GATES VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Don't ever set her free.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.


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