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Joke: Parking Ticket

[Cat.: Miscelaneous ] [Clasif.:a] [ Calif.: 3.3]

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:

"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:

"I've circled the block for 20 years, and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation."

(3.3 stars, 349 votes)

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