Clean Jokes - Short Jokes for Kids / Children
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
You may be an engineer... If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
You may be an engineer... If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder.
You may be an engineer... If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Bumper Sticker: It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.