Clean Jokes - Short Jokes for Kids / Children
What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
You may be an engineer... If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
To err is human. To admit it is a blunder.
You may be an engineer... If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Bumper Sticker: It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
What is green and smells?
Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well.
Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
You may be an engineer... If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.