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Short Dumb People Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!
(3.2 stars, 22 votes)
 

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
(3.3 stars, 23 votes)
 

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(3.3 stars, 23 votes)
 

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

(3.2 stars, 23 votes)
 

If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!
(3.2 stars, 23 votes)
 

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

(3.5 stars, 24 votes)
 

A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription: "When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."
(3.3 stars, 24 votes)
 

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
(3.8 stars, 25 votes)
 

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
(3.7 stars, 25 votes)
 

The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
(3.6 stars, 25 votes)
 

For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
(3.9 stars, 26 votes)
 

There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
(3.4 stars, 27 votes)
 

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
(4.0 stars, 28 votes)
 

If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.
(3.3 stars, 28 votes)
 

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
(4.3 stars, 29 votes)
 

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
(3.9 stars, 29 votes)
 

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
(3.9 stars, 30 votes)
 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
(3.9 stars, 31 votes)
 

God must love stupid people; He made so many.
(4.3 stars, 37 votes)
 

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