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Short Engineers / Engineering Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


You may be an engineer... If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area
(3.3 stars, 10 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
(3.2 stars, 10 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use
(2.5 stars, 10 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
(4.1 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts
(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week
(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
(3.9 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
(3.7 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you thought the real heroes of Apollo 13 were the mission controllers
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
(3.5 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have more toys than your kids
(3.3 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
(3.2 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
(3.2 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
(3.1 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you know what http: stands for
(3.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you window shop at Radio Shack
(2.4 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
(2.4 stars, 11 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already
(3.9 stars, 12 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
(3.8 stars, 12 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
(3.5 stars, 12 votes)
 

You may be an engineer... If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
(3.1 stars, 12 votes)
 




 
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