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Funny Questions - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
(3.2 stars, 11 votes)

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
(3.0 stars, 11 votes)

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
(2.8 stars, 11 votes)

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
(2.6 stars, 11 votes)

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? (George Carlin)
(4.7 stars, 12 votes)

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (George Carlin)
(4.6 stars, 12 votes)

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? (George Carlin)
(4.5 stars, 12 votes)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? (George Carlin)
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? (George Carlin)
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)

Is there another word for synonym? (George Carlin)
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
(4.3 stars, 12 votes)

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
(4.2 stars, 12 votes)

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
(4.2 stars, 12 votes)

Why is it called tourist season if we canít shoot at them?
(4.1 stars, 12 votes)

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)

Is it possible to be totally partial?
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
(4.0 stars, 12 votes)

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
(3.9 stars, 12 votes)

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
(3.9 stars, 12 votes)

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
(3.9 stars, 12 votes)

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
(3.9 stars, 12 votes)

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (George Carlin)
(3.8 stars, 12 votes)

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