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Other Funny Short Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


Excuses are like asses, everyone's got em and they all stink.
(3.8 stars, 10 votes)
 

Kiss is an application in the top floor for a job in the basement. (Dheeraj Kumar)
(3.6 stars, 10 votes)
 

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

(3.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
(3.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
(3.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)
(3.3 stars, 10 votes)
 

All generalizations are false, including this one.
(3.3 stars, 10 votes)
 

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
(3.3 stars, 10 votes)
 

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
(3.2 stars, 10 votes)
 

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

To err is human. To admit it is a blunder.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
(Azbar Kahleed)
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

Lighten up we all make big mistakes we pay for forever.
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

Why is sex so stressful to atheists?
Because they don't have anyone to talk to!
(Frank)
(2.9 stars, 10 votes)
 

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
(2.9 stars, 10 votes)
 

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
(2.9 stars, 10 votes)
 

I learned French in six easy liasons.
(2.9 stars, 10 votes)
 

Your so ugly the doctor slapped your mom when you were born. (Sayeda Hussain)
(2.8 stars, 10 votes)
 

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than to get out of.
(2.8 stars, 10 votes)
 

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
(2.8 stars, 10 votes)
 




 
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