Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no BODY to dance with.
(4.1 stars, 11 votes)
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
(3.7 stars, 11 votes)
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
(3.4 stars, 11 votes)
What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
(3.3 stars, 11 votes)
What do rednecks do on Halloween?
Pump-kin!
(3.0 stars, 11 votes)
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
(3.8 stars, 12 votes)
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
(3.7 stars, 12 votes)
Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.
(4.1 stars, 13 votes)
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