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Short Light Bulb Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
(3.2 stars, 10 votes)
 

How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. The invisible hand does it.
(2.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)
 

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)
 

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.
(2.7 stars, 11 votes)
 

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