Murphy's Law Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners
The best photos are generally attempted through the lens cap.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
If you go outside with your umbrella, then it will stop raining.
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of 10 it will.
In any household, junk accumulates to the the space available for its storage.
Murphy was an optimist.
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.
By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
The other line always moves faster.
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
If you step out of a short line for a second, it becomes a long line.
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
If you make something idiot-proof, someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot.
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread.
If something is confidential, it will be left in the photocopy machine.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.
If you have lost something, it will be in the last place you look for it.
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