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Funny Pickup Lines - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
(4.7 stars, 17 votes)

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
(4.4 stars, 18 votes)

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
(4.5 stars, 19 votes)

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
(4.6 stars, 20 votes)

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
(4.6 stars, 21 votes)

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
(4.5 stars, 21 votes)

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
(4.3 stars, 21 votes)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
(4.4 stars, 23 votes)

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
(4.7 stars, 24 votes)

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
(4.3 stars, 24 votes)

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy!
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
(4.6 stars, 25 votes)

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