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Short Business / Management Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


I knocked several times, but you weren't in. - Opportunity
(3.5 stars, 10 votes)
 

A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
(3.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
(3.2 stars, 10 votes)
 

Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame!
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. (Abba Eban)
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
(3.1 stars, 10 votes)
 

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing cannot do any of them well.
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)
 

Making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg. It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
(2.9 stars, 10 votes)
 

When you don't know where you're going... Every road will take you there.
(2.6 stars, 10 votes)
 

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
(2.5 stars, 10 votes)
 

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
(2.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.
(2.4 stars, 10 votes)
 

After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
(1.8 stars, 10 votes)
 

Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
(4.5 stars, 11 votes)
 

Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.
(4.3 stars, 11 votes)
 

Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
(4.3 stars, 11 votes)
 

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
(4.2 stars, 11 votes)
 

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
(4.2 stars, 11 votes)
 

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted
(4.1 stars, 11 votes)
 

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
(4.1 stars, 11 votes)
 

A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."
(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane.
(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

(4.0 stars, 11 votes)
 




 
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