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- The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it.
(3.8 stars, 34 votes)
 

What is a baby's motto
If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!
(3.7 stars, 34 votes)
 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
(3.7 stars, 35 votes)
 

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
(3.7 stars, 35 votes)
 

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
(4.1 stars, 36 votes)
 

The teacher said to Merisa, "What important in the 1700's people did not have that we have Today."
Merisa said, "ME."
(4.1 stars, 36 votes)
 

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
(3.4 stars, 37 votes)
 

Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
(3.7 stars, 38 votes)
 

Why are you late for school?
Because of the Sign.
What Sign?
The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
(4.3 stars, 42 votes)
 

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
(4.2 stars, 42 votes)
 

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
(3.7 stars, 42 votes)
 

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
(4.3 stars, 44 votes)
 

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