Short Math Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners
Mathematics is 10% inspiration... and 99% perspiration.
(3.6 stars, 35 votes)
Some say the pope is the greatest cardinal.
But others insist this cannot be so, as every pope has a successor.
(2.7 stars, 37 votes)
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
(3.9 stars, 47 votes)
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
(3.4 stars, 47 votes)
Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
She didn't know what ONE came first...
(3.8 stars, 50 votes)
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18."
(3.4 stars, 52 votes)
The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."
(4.0 stars, 54 votes)
There are three kinds of people in this world; those that can count, and those that can't.
(3.3 stars, 57 votes)
Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!