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Short Science Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
(3.3 stars, 13 votes)

(Picture of Einstein in a police uniform with caption): 186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law.
(3.2 stars, 14 votes)

Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
(2.6 stars, 14 votes)

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
(3.9 stars, 16 votes)

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
(3.8 stars, 16 votes)

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
(3.6 stars, 16 votes)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
(3.6 stars, 16 votes)

Black holes really suck...
(3.7 stars, 23 votes)

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, How much for a beer? The bartender replies, For you, no charge!
(3.5 stars, 25 votes)

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive...
(3.8 stars, 34 votes)

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