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Short Sports Jokes (Golf, Football, Baseball, etc.) - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners


Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything: Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps!
(2.7 stars, 12 votes)
 

How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Four!... Three!... Two!... One!
(3.6 stars, 14 votes)
 

A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
(3.2 stars, 14 votes)
 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? (George Carlin)
(3.3 stars, 15 votes)
 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
(3.5 stars, 16 votes)
 

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. (George Carlin)
(4.2 stars, 17 votes)
 

It takes leather balls to play rugby.
(2.2 stars, 17 votes)
 

After only one Karate lesson I can break boards with my cast.
(3.7 stars, 18 votes)
 

Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
(3.9 stars, 20 votes)
 

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
(2.2 stars, 23 votes)
 

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