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Short Tax Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
(3.0 stars, 10 votes)

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays?
He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
(2.1 stars, 10 votes)

What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
(3.9 stars, 11 votes)

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
(3.8 stars, 11 votes)

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
(3.7 stars, 11 votes)

What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)

Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.
(3.6 stars, 11 votes)

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.
(3.3 stars, 11 votes)

Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
(2.8 stars, 11 votes)

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
(2.0 stars, 11 votes)

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
(3.4 stars, 13 votes)

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