Yo Mama Jokes - The Funniest Short Jokes and One Liners
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so nasty she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh! (Jennifer)
Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window. (M. P. Monaghan)
Yo mama's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". (M. P. Monaghan)
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mamma so fat:
...when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace came and tried to push her back in the water.
...you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex with her. (M. P. Monaghan)
Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mamma is so fat:
...she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "okay."
...when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued."
(M. P. Monaghan)
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mamma is so fat:
She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY." (M.P. Monaghan)
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! (Pisshead Bonehead)
Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon (Jake Rose)
Yo mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo mama is so dumb that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl. (John)
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Your mum's so hairy when you first came you nearly died of carpet burn. (Nick Dudley)
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.