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The Idiot Test

The Idiot Test
Results
Average grade: 4.7 ( 97244 )
Average grade Female: 4.4 ( 53175 )
Average grade Male: 5.1 ( 44070 )

Detailed results
1:   Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
 
(56.6% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 12: Every month has at least 28
 
2:   Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
 
(44.2% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: No: He's still living!
 
3:   Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
 
(39.4% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: No: Dead men aren't allowed to marry!
 
4:   Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
 
(67.5% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 70: 30 divided by 1/2 = 60 + 10 = 70
 
5:   A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?
 
(62.9% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: White: If southern exposure on all sides it must be at the North Pole, so the answer is WHITE (polar bear)!.
 
6:   If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
 
(53.9% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 2: You just took 2!
 
7:   A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
 
(70.2% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 1 hour: Take one. Take the second in a half-hour, the last in a half-hour... so the answer is 1 hour!.
 
8:   A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
 
(31.2% got this one wrong).
The right answer: 9: 9 are left!.
 
9:   How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
 
(72.5% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: Zero: Moses wasn't on the ark!
 
10:   How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen?
 
(32.4% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 12: A dozen o anything = 12!.
 



 
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